Comic 170

Awww! Good for you!

This is an excellent way to start a relationship.

I accept the terms and conditions.

Are you sure?

*clicks accept*

*Lucifer comes and drags you down through all nine circles of hell…..(lightning strikes) mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!*

Goodness, those viruses are getting more innovative by the day.

what else would you expect from a harmful computer program of the Inferno?

Don’t accept Claire’s money, you might end up like Farron.
And be a man of your principles, Mason, don’t lose your way to temptation.

Yes, the fans who keep shipping Sesame and Mason will also be glad to see how upset she is in the last panel. Do I detect a little bit of jealousy?

Especially that face in the 4th panal

I really hope that isn’t claire’s only technique. makes her seem slutty.

same here.

Well there no hope for them.

Hey she offered wacky dollars first! Claire knows the power boobs can wield, if you’d seen anything about her personality thus far it’s that she enjoys pulling pranks/messing with people. Even so, being a more liberal in her sexuality doesn’t make her a ‘slut’ — I mean shit she only showed her boobs a little – not participated in a 7 man orgy.

or worse…..did what Cersei Lannister did….which led to the emergence of the most hated character of all time….(spoiler alert for non-GoT followers) and when he died, fans everywhere smiled like kids on christmas.

…whaat..I don’t get the connection. Claire is an only child so there is no chance of her sleeping with any siblings. :I ?

it’s just some dark humor I’m throwing in….just a harmless joke.

I do like a good jiggle.

Fourth panel: “I’m and apprentice there and–”

Should probably be “an apprentice”.

Let the competition begin! First Prize: Mason

Winner due to excessive PENALizing of her opponent… Sesame.

Kinda like that one thing that you had on you’re Ask Ubercast Blog…

i want them ASSETS!!!!!!

And Sesame just got some competition. I vote on them settling who gets Mason this the old fashion way: UNNECESSARILY SKIMPY, DEMEANING CAT FIGHT.

that wouldn’t be fair

Claire would be face first in the dirt in like 0.03 sec

she’d last that long? you’re giving her some benefit of doubt.

I was thinking more along the lines of a Star Trek style fight to the death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AphxyjrH4SE

Cat fight? Was that pun intended?

I wanna see a cat fight! >:D

sesame: leave my man alone!!!
Mason: yeah, leave me alon…… wait, WHAT!! nose bleeding after Claire showing and sesame saying her man and being knocked out…
Claire; stop being a prude and help me get a good price

is all i can think of for the next comic

don’t break him Claire!

Well, she knows how to use her assets to her advantage xD

C’mon Mason. Do it for science!

well well miss O’Connell, bribery will get you everywhere

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If you don’t get it, read it upside down.

I tried. I even copied it on my calculator (it has alphanumeric functions) and turned it up-side down.

I was going for ‘BOOBIES!!!!!’.

I speculate that Uberquest may possibly reach it’s hundredth comic page on saturday, February 21, 2015….keep in mind, this just a wild guess…nothing’s truly set in stone.

I want payment in full :3

Yeah, okay, not the first to make that joke ^^;

I’m really starting to like the plot in this comic.

BWAHAHAHA! I mean… Shame on you!

Well that escalated quickly

A NEW RIVAL HAS APPEARED!

actually, just a new aspect of an already existent rivalry. We all know Sesame has the lead, tho

For now.

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Seems to me Claire is under the impression that all males will suddenly stop thinking with what’s between their ears when certain stimuli are presented.

A bit of news to you Claire. Some guys, the elevator does not go to the street gutter. It takes a bit of effort on your part. Looks to me like Mason’s elevator is stuck on the top floor.

Based on his facial expression, I think his elevator just broke…along with his brain. O_O

your comment just made my day

S’what I do, brotha’.

Claire doesn’t have much in the way of a sense of modesty does she?

Think about it. She’s stuck far from home in both time and space, her ONLY friend fro home is lost, she’s not so sure of her ‘new friends’ or even herself in the new situation.

Now she comes across someone who may be able to help her fashion a recourse to the problem.

Desperate times call for desperate measures and she’s getting desperate.

I suppose. Though flashing Mason strikes me as an extreme last-resort option.